There once was a man named Ted Money was all that he had He lost his head, breaking his leg And cried 'cause it never got better

There once was a woman named Lynn Money was all that she had She joined the gym, didn't get thin And cried 'cause she was a quitter

There once was this couple that tiffed Money was all that they had They went for a drive, feeling alive 'til they went off the edge a cliff

#Drivel