Tales from Facebook

I went scrolling through Facebook and no matter how many times I refreshed newsfeed, it said

We have nothing to show you right now, cunt

I thought this was weird because I have three hundred thousand friends. I also thought the use of the word “cunt”, would be the kind of thing Facebook would avoid. I worried I was missing out on bespoke brand content and humorous reinforcement of my political views. I started to shake as I worried how acquaintances were, if they were doing okay in their lives.