here is distant


There was this man named Ted Money was all that he had He lost his head, breaking his leg And cried 'cause it never got better

There was this woman named Lynn Money was all that she had She joined the gym, didn't get thin And cried 'cause she was a quitter

There was this couple that tiffed Money was all that they had They went for a drive, feeling alive 'til they went off the edge a cliff


A cold 'n golden lager, when a busy week is done. A wine and recline, to serve a loved one. A day without drinking to make me feel clean. A homely dose of gin, vodka then rum. A second day without drinking to make me feel cleaner. A G, T, ice, lime and sun. Another lager. Orgasm.