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So semblance So sealed So entrance Unpeeled To the brink To the feel In the morning In the night The pressure Pressed tight An explosion And alive, she's alight So laughing At the sun So grasping At the fun So darting To the left So smiling So undressed I'm the worst I'm the best A blessing, a curse Watch me Perverse

Watch me Just watch me

My screaming She is wry My battle She is crying Warnings're boring, hardly unkind Softly Unwinding On carpet On the floor Atmosphere Torn more Sure implied What is known Untethered What is seams Not knowing What it means and flat, sidling And sidling, and sat And sidled, and flat And sidling, and sat And sidled

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Try shoving your head so far up your backside it comes out your frontside. Onlookers won't notice it ever moved from above and between your shoulders.

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Thanks for coming to my presentation for those who don't know me I'm distant and here if you do expect the expected to not be surprised this session would be most beneficial if it was interactive but it isn't so buckle up, you turgid listeners

I put my repression in a slideshow then presented a self to the town It overran and so am I with all your sneering would've thoughts you look ugly when you hiss at me and when you don't

imagine if I were any better than dishwasher proof glassware claiming not to be if smashed I'd be lucid to you

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I have been a blogging for a year now and I can see myself continuing for years to come. In the coming year I will continue to deep dive into today's challenging issues, and I'll of course keep up the life hacks and easy-to-follow advice to make you the best YOU. Here's some of my favourites from the year just gone:

Ways to save money WITHOUT BUDGETING

Tips and tricks to make blogging effortless and fun: how to blog for big cash in 2019

Fake fake news is the new fake news: finding post-post-truth has never been harder: 3 truths you'll know is real news

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Prawn Cocktail Cheese and Onion Salt and Vinegar Smokey Bacon Tai Sweet Chilli Ready Salted Frazzles Chipsticks Hula Hoops Kettle Chips Pom-Bears

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I'm not your friend. I've dressed pixel ducks. Giving a goose hid inside my Valentino white bag.

It's quite nothing. Just a spare tired. Honeygry as fuck because my Valentino white bag.

Go therverywhere. It's fucking noisy. Sad hours pm at my Valentino white bag.

Spill farcicles. Pleasure from Pretty. Stuffing skullenvoid into my Valentino white bag.

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Feel free to use this email to formulate your next mediocre barely readable retort

Thank you for the idea.

I dare say it might be the most interesting thing on your blog, though you do again, have yours truly to thank for that one.

Keep it coming.

That is definitely one very obvious difference between us, because I write for purpose and I don't argue, and certainly wouldn't be caught dead doing so just for 'the fuck of it' as you seem to be fond of doing.

I never thought of it like that.

You're really quite fragile

Openly.

You write badly formatted crap post-teen crap

Unashamedly.

Your posts aren't what I think anyone considers 'an enjoyable read'

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Until you have this many views on one of your posts (see attachment). The most 'read/established blog', that crown is also mine, especially seeing as 4,000 of those views were made within 3 days. You'll have to try a LOT harder though and quite frankly, I don't think it's possible with the content and style of writing you have.

What a handsome attachment.

You're lucky I don't have half a mind to come back and publicly ridicule you for the cheap hack you are. Well anyone with half a brain will realise after wasting time reading just one of your posts that there's nothing worth commenting on at all.

And yet...

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Experience 24

Angle Male

Context United Kingdom

Type Romantic

Occupation Poise

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Fears Conservatories

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There was this man named Ted Money was all that he had He lost his head, breaking his leg And cried 'cause it never got better

There was this woman named Lynn Money was all that she had She joined the gym, didn't get thin And cried 'cause she was a quitter

There was this couple that tiffed Money was all that they had They went for a drive, feeling alive 'til they went off the edge a cliff

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A cold 'n golden lager, when a busy week is done. A wine and recline, to serve a loved one. A day without drinking to make me feel clean. A homely dose of gin, vodka then rum. A second day without drinking to make me feel cleaner. A G, T, ice, lime and sun. Another lager. Orgasm.

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