To the brink
To the feel
In the morning
In the night
And alive, she's alight
At the sun
At the fun
To the left
I'm the worst
I'm the best
A blessing, a curse
Just watch me
She is wry
She is crying
Warnings're boring, hardly unkind
On the floor
What is known
What is seams
What it means
and flat, sidling
And sidling, and sat
And sidled, and flat
And sidling, and sat
Thanks for coming to my presentation
for those who don't know me
I'm distant and here
if you do
expect the expected to not be surprised
this session would be most beneficial if it was interactive
but it isn't
so buckle up, you turgid listeners
I put my repression in a slideshow
then presented a self to the town
It overran and so am I
with all your sneering would've thoughts
you look ugly when you hiss at me
and when you don't
imagine if I were any better
than dishwasher proof glassware claiming not to be
if smashed I'd be lucid to you
I have been a blogging for a year now and I can see myself continuing for years to come. In the coming year I will continue to deep dive into today's challenging issues, and I'll of course keep up the life hacks and easy-to-follow advice to make you the best YOU. Here's some of my favourites from the year just gone:
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Thank you for the idea.
I dare say it might be the most interesting thing on your blog, though you do again, have yours truly to thank for that one.
Keep it coming.
That is definitely one very obvious difference between us, because I write for purpose and I don't argue, and certainly wouldn't be caught dead doing so just for 'the fuck of it' as you seem to be fond of doing.
I never thought of it like that.
You're really quite fragile
You write badly formatted crap post-teen crap
Your posts aren't what I think anyone considers 'an enjoyable read'
Until you have this many views on one of your posts (see attachment). The most 'read/established blog', that crown is also mine, especially seeing as 4,000 of those views were made within 3 days. You'll have to try a LOT harder though and quite frankly, I don't think it's possible with the content and style of writing you have.
What a handsome attachment.
You're lucky I don't have half a mind to come back and publicly ridicule you for the cheap hack you are. Well anyone with half a brain will realise after wasting time reading just one of your posts that there's nothing worth commenting on at all.
A cold 'n golden lager, when a busy week is done.
A wine and recline, to serve a loved one.
A day without drinking to make me feel clean.
A homely dose of gin, vodka then rum.
A second day without drinking to make me feel cleaner.
A G, T, ice, lime and sun.