Tales from Social Media
I was checking the latest Instagrams today.
Suddenly my phone went all soft and my finger went through the touchscreen and out the other side, as if I were fingering a generously filled jam doughnut.
The phone was turning to liquid and the latest Instagrams were looking blurrier than usual.
They were all over my hands and were dripping into the carpet.
I called tech support but they said they only deal with software issues.
I'll have to try and fix it tomorrow because I need my phone to send messages and do other important things.