I remember people used to refer to me as “the zoom host” just because I was fast

Back then the internet was just a fancy fax machine, one with a few extra sockets, all of which were crammed dangerously to the brim with wires

Me and my pals didn't care for any calls: not re, not courtesy nor video

As for bad connection, well, that was something only adults could have; at the time we had yet to grow up