I have two headaches, some unread messages and a bottle of water that's three quarters empty. Nose is crinkling thinking.
Said my mother. I've pissed her off again.
I have a dog's funeral and I'm not joking
Said the groupchat.
It's pinot grigio
I said last night, in reply.
You don't remember anything
Accused the girl who stole my eight year old heart.